This year, Santa's parade arrival was pre-taped, as the parade organizers attempted to navigate around a pandemic to approximate some normalcy. But one thing remains constant in the holiday tradition: Santa is not just the star of the secular show from here until 2021, but a timeless sex symbol, and more people should say it. There are the old classic songs like \"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus\" and \"Santa Baby,\" two songs so unsubtle it's amazing anyone listens to them in the same rooms as their grandparents. Santa is Christmas' Porn Pizza Guy. Dozens, if not hundreds, of porn plots have taken advantage of these very tropes in their holiday content.